“I’m kind of a foodie but I just chowed down on Wendy’s.”
Three friends in Austin — well, actually two friends and a hooker — set out to find what happens when people stop eating in restaurants and start eating food from trailers.
Sharmonica loves Ring Pops, Tako Pops, Pop Tarts, and anything made from sateen. She spends her time knitting wigs for bald babies, and protesting for Save the Gay Baby Whales. When she grows up she wants to be either a teacher or a Flamboyant cuttlefish (Metasepia pfefferi).
Favorite quote: “Dead dove. Do not eat.”
John Cooter Melloncamp:
John Cooter, or Coot as he is affectionally known, hails from West Texas where he grew up eating the superior Mexican food of that region. Coot likes drinking the finest beers, rescuing the finest video game princesses, and walking the finest dogs in dangerously high heels.
Favorite television shows: Real Housewives of Anything and RuPaul’s Drag Race
Like her name, Franzia is one high-class individual. She enjoys the things that you enjoy but enjoys them more than you do. She likes her wine aged and her men nubile.
Favorite magazines: Vogue and Tiger Beat